Today, we’re gonna get all dreamy and will have fun with sneakers! We know, astrology isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but why not enjoy it while we can? So today, we’re gonna see what the zodiac signs as sneakers would look like! Who knows? This might inspire a sneakerhead gift for your loved ones who love kicks and astrology! Don’t worry, we also will provide an explanation of why we chose each shoe to save you the trouble. Now, let’s jump into our list, shall we?
Zodiac Signs as Sneakers – Kicks Retrograde Kinda Stuff
Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Nike Blazer Mid ‘77 White/Black
So, our Aries bunch are confident, ambitious, and competitive people. And what’s more ambitious than the Nike Blazer Mid ‘77? A sneaker named after a pro basketball team in the 70s that ended up being a lifestyle staple today! Oh, and let’s not forget that it was such a cool shoe that the Nike SB division gave us a skate-friendly version of the Blazers. So, if you’re looking for kicks that sum up an Aries’ personality, this is it y’all.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Nike Dunk Low Panda
Taurus is your most loyal, reliable, hardworking friend who values comfort and routine. And what’s a better mix of all those traits than the ever-persevering Nike Dunk Low? The silhouette went through so many stories in one lifetime, and yes maintained its original flair. But that’s what Taurus is all about, aren’t they? That’s why we chose the Nike Dunk Low Panda as the colorway of choice. With every restock and remake, you know that these babies have their fans!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Nike Dunk What The CLOT
It’s always fun to try to figure out what Geminis are up to. Will they wake up and choose violence? Are they feeling zen today? Nobody knows! That’s why we chose kicks that are as unpredictable as they are. The CLOT x Nike Dunk Low What The is a mix of multiple colorways, and it’s mismatched! That’s definitely the perfect shoe for the Gemini personality, they just don’t know it yet.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Adidas Samba White/Gum
If you want someone caring, tender, and loyal, it’s a Cancer you want in your life. They are the ones who radiate that motherly energy when you need a shoulder to cry on. And of course, they deserve something that mirrors that sweet yet solid personality. That’s why we went for the Adidas Samba White/Gum. We all love gum soles, and the Sambas are soft classics that everyone goes back to! Kinda fits the bill, doesn’t it?
Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Off-White Jordan 1 High Chicago
Leo is the zodiac sign that’s all about standing out and attracting attention left and right. Such a big and charismatic personality deserves a pair of shoes that flatters it. And well, everybody in the industry knows that the Off-White Jordan 1 High Chicago will make anyone look twice. From the price to the look, it’s a match made in heaven. If Leos have the money to get expensive things, they sure as heck are going to show them off!
Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Adidas Campus Beige
Virgos are all about attention to detail, staying modest, and working hard behind the scenes. Now, one silhouette that captures this energy is the Adidas Campus. It’s a simple yet elegant design that works well with whatever outfit you pair it with. As for the choice of colorway, we went with the Adidas Campus Beige because it just… works. It’s not your basic black and white shoe, yet it’s inconspicuous enough to fit anywhere perfectly.
Libra (September 23 – October 22) – Jordan 1 High Obsidian
Libras are lowkey charming, diplomatic, and can easily win you over. However, their indecisiveness can cripple their decision-making sometimes. That’s why we went for a shoe that easily fits the bill! The Jordan 1 High Obsidian is a mix of two colors to spare Libras from having to choose. And well, the silhouette speaks for itself because the Jordan 1 is charming enough to stay relevant for 40 years!
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – Jordan 4 Black Cat
Scorpios have that air of mystery and intelligence about them. You never know what’s going on in their noggin until they say or do it. Once they set their mind to something, you know it will be done one way or another. And who’s a better example of ambition than Michael Jordan? After all, his circle didn’t call him the black cat for no reason. That’s why we chose the Jordan 4 Black Cat as the Scorpio shoe. It’s stealthy, interesting, and black is the color of mystery!
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – Nike ACG Mountain Fly 2 Vintage Green
Oh boy, Sags are some of the most extroverted people you’ll meet. They know everyone, love the outdoors, and adore going on adventures. And if you need a friend to pull you out of your funk, it’s a Sagittarius. This is why we’re gonna tap into the Nike ACG sublabel for these peeps. The shoe of choice is the Nike ACG Mountain Fly 2 Vintage Green! These babies are as sturdy and outdoorsy as the zodiac sign wearing them, and we’ll leave it at that.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – New Balance 550 White/Green
If you want a hard worker, critical thinker, and serious person to get a job done, Capricorns are it. Naturally, you need a shoe for them that will live up to their ambitious nature. And what’s a better shoe for that than the New Balance 550 White/Green? The silhouette is the epitome of ambition with how far it went in the last few years. And the choice of colorway is all about being business casual. So whenever a Cap rocks these babies, you’ll know they mean business.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – Nike Dunk Low Give Her Flowers
Aquarius peeps are humanitarian by nature, so if you need help, they’re the first to show up for you! They’re very independent, highly reliable, and hella intelligent. And that’s exactly why they deserve to get their flowers! So, we chose the Nike Dunk Low Give Her Flowers to acknowledge their efforts and give some love back. Moreover, that’s definitely the kind of shoe they love. It won’t pop, yet stands out in the crowd because it simply is interesting as it is!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – Futura x Nike SB Dunk Low
Last but not least, we have the artist of the bunch. Pisces is the dreamy, imaginative, and creative among the friend group. While they might get a bit moody, that’s the price you pay for art, right? Mind you, their empathy definitely compensates for those mood swings. Naturally, we chose an artistic collab as their fish shoe! The Futura Nike SB Dunk Low has the artist’s touch and the cool vibes of the silhouette.
